February 2012
Walking through the cosmetics section in department stores and recognizing the models like they’re your friends
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Lqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Simon says jump.
most-awkward-moments:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
